Unconditionally Welcome!

 

We extend a special welcome to those who are single, married, divorced, gay or just not sure, filthy rich dirt poor, no habla inglés. And a special welcome to those who are crying newborns, skinny as a rail or could afford to lose a few pounds. We don't care if you're more churchy than the Pope, or haven't been in church since little Joey's Baptism.

 

We welcome you if you are over 60 but not grown up yet or a teenager who is growing up too fast. We welcome soccer moms, NASCAR dads, starving artists, tree huggers, latte-sippers, vegetarians, junk-food eaters. We welcome those who are in recovery or still addicted. We welcome you if you're having problems, or you're down in the dumps or you don't like "organized religion." we've been there too.

 

If you blew all your offering money at the dog track, you are welcome here. We offer special welcome to those who think the earth is flat, work too hard, don't work, can't spell, or because Grandma is in town and wanted to go to church.

 

We welcome those who are inked, pierced or both. We welcome those who could use a prayer right now, had religion shoved down their throat as a kid got lost in traffic and wound up here by mistake. We welcome tourists, seekers and doubters, bleeding hearts... and you!

 

We welcome you because If you're good enough for God (and you are!) then you are good enough for us!